This is very hilarious.. 
Laughter is the best medicine.....
1 )what is the cube of 13?
> Its : SUROOR
> wondering how?
> thats bcoz....
> TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR 
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> 2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon? 
> kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
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> 3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
> ..........sita with ravan
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> 4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
> …….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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> 6) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
> marrige…guess y??
> they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain**
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> 7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
> ……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
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> 8) Full form of MATHS????
> Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
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> 9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
> Ans: hasina
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3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!! 
Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!
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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !! 
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
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think
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tired of thinking??? 
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know" 
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
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ok whats the opp of venkey's.. 
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
' Come ' palakrishnan.
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
:-(
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae" 
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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar
nikalega???????
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geela ho ke nikalega...... 
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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......
sweets nops
sault nopes 
think
think
are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
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what’s difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit) 
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana!!
